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March 2, 2025
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Episode 44: Cool as Ice and Bottom 5 Musicians Acting in Film

Ever wonder what happened to Vanilla Ice, the white-boy hip-hop "artist" who for a brief, horrifying moment, was the best-selling hip-hop act in the world? Yeah, well, neither did Mike,…

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February 16, 2025
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Episode 43: Return to Oz and Bottom 5 Childhood Movie Traumas

In what Jay has claimed is the episode with "the best bottom five we've ever done," the guys tackle the often-maligned sequel to "The Wizard of Oz," 1985's "Return to…

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February 2, 2025
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Episode 42: Beverly Hills Cop 3 and Bottom 5 Eddie Murphy Performances

In this episode, the guys perform a Filmjitsu first, dedicating most of a show to a single Hollywood star when Jay slaps Mike with a sequel so bad it derailed…

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January 19, 2025
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Episode 41: Thumb Wars & Bat Thumb and Bottom 5 Movie Gimmicks

There are two guys that host Filmjitsu, and despite the fact they regularly bludgeon one another with cinematic munitions, one nearly took on so much damage with this episode that…

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December 8, 2024
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Episode 40: Pretty Woman and Bottom 5 Beloved Films

When Jay unleashed 1990's much-loved "Pretty Woman" on Mike, he knew they'd be in for a discussion that might get them in hot water with the millions upon millions of…

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November 24, 2024
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Episode 39: ThanksKilling and Bottom 5 High Concept Films

In light of this week bringing us a holiday centered around feeling grateful and counting the many blessings in life, Mike sets the Thanksgiving table for Jay with a real…

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November 10, 2024
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Episode 38: 9 Lives (2016) and Bottom 5 Kids Films

As Filmjitsu exits the 2024 Halloween season and returns to its normal programming, Jay lands a cinematic haymaker by forcing Mike to watch 2016's "9 Lives," a dreadful children's film…

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September 29, 2024
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Episode 37: Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever and Bottom 5 Box-Office Bombs

On this week's episode of the podcast that wields films like deadly weapons, Mike and Jay bring a nuclear arsenal of big budget failures, first by tackling "Ballistic: Ecks Vs.…

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September 15, 2024
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Episode 36: Runaway and Bottom 5 Mustaches

For this episode, things get hairy... (literally?) with Jay hurling Mike into the far-flung future of... 1991? By reviewing the Tom Selleck/Michael Crichton sci-fi team-up that is 1982's "Runaway," the…

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September 1, 2024
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Episode 35: From Justin to Kelly and Bottom 5 Parties

As Filmjitsu Summer comes to an end, Mike delivers to Jay the cinematic C-4 explosive that is 2003's "From Justin to Kelly" starring Kelly Clarkson, thankfully in her first -…

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Recent Posts

  • Episode 83: 2026 Halloween Series #2 – Blood Harvest (1987) and Bottom Five Horror HaircutsOctober 25, 2026
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  • Episode 81: To the Limit and Bottom Five EndingsSeptember 27, 2026
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