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February 2, 2025
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Episode 42: Beverly Hills Cop 3 and Bottom 5 Eddie Murphy Performances

In this episode, the guys perform a Filmjitsu first, dedicating most of a show to a single Hollywood star when Jay slaps Mike with a sequel so bad it derailed…

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January 19, 2025
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Episode 41: Thumb Wars & Bat Thumb and Bottom 5 Movie Gimmicks

There are two guys that host Filmjitsu, and despite the fact they regularly bludgeon one another with cinematic munitions, one nearly took on so much damage with this episode that…

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December 8, 2024
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Episode 40: Pretty Woman and Bottom 5 Beloved Films

When Jay unleashed 1990's much-loved "Pretty Woman" on Mike, he knew they'd be in for a discussion that might get them in hot water with the millions upon millions of…

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November 24, 2024
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Episode 39: ThanksKilling and Bottom 5 High Concept Films

In light of this week bringing us a holiday centered around feeling grateful and counting the many blessings in life, Mike sets the Thanksgiving table for Jay with a real…

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November 10, 2024
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Episode 38: 9 Lives (2016) and Bottom 5 Kids Films

As Filmjitsu exits the 2024 Halloween season and returns to its normal programming, Jay lands a cinematic haymaker by forcing Mike to watch 2016's "9 Lives," a dreadful children's film…

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September 29, 2024
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Episode 37: Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever and Bottom 5 Box-Office Bombs

On this week's episode of the podcast that wields films like deadly weapons, Mike and Jay bring a nuclear arsenal of big budget failures, first by tackling "Ballistic: Ecks Vs.…

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September 15, 2024
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Episode 36: Runaway and Botton 5 Mustaches

For this episode, things get hairy... (literally?) with Jay hurling Mike into the far-flung future of... 1991? By reviewing the Tom Selleck/Michael Crichton sci-fi team-up that is 1982's "Runaway," the…

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September 1, 2024
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Episode 35: From Justin to Kelly and Bottom 5 Parties

As Filmjitsu Summer comes to an end, Mike delivers to Jay the cinematic C-4 explosive that is 2003's "From Justin to Kelly" starring Kelly Clarkson, thankfully in her first -…

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August 18, 2024
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Episode 34: Twisters and Bottom 5 Guilty Pleasures

In this special episode of Filmjitsu, Jay and Mike record from the parking lot of the cinema after watching Lee Isaac Chung's "Twisters," a sequel of sorts to the much-loved…

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August 4, 2024
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Episode 33: Gunpowder Milkshake and Bottom 5 Gun Scenes

Jay tosses Mike an unloaded pistol in a cinematic firefight with 2021's "Gunpowder Milkshake," a CGI-stuffed, Netflix-distributed, fox-force-five-riff that gathers an astonishingly great cast and wastes them on bad fight…

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Recent Posts

  • Episode 52: Left Behind and Bottom 5 Nicolas Cage PerformancesJuly 6, 2025
  • Episode 51: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and Bottom Five BulliesJune 22, 2025
  • Episode 50: Y2k and Bottom Five Period PiecesJune 8, 2025
  • Episode 49: Sushi Girl and Bottom Five MealsMay 25, 2025
  • Episode 48: Coyote Ugly and Bottom Five NeedledropsMay 11, 2025

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