June 22, 2025 Shows Episode 51: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and Bottom Five Bullies After the latest "Sophie's Choice" listener poll crowned The Garbage Pail Kids Movie as the next cinematic abomination Jay must endure, Mike's laughter is only slightly less annoying than the… READ MORE
June 8, 2025 Shows Episode 50: Y2k and Bottom Five Period Pieces In this week's episode, Jay sends Mike back to 1999 with A24’s Y2K, a horror-comedy hybrid stuffed with glow sticks, AOL CDs, and the crushing weight of secondhand embarrassment. After… READ MORE
May 25, 2025 Shows Episode 49: Sushi Girl and Bottom Five Meals Jay takes a seat at the world’s most uncomfortable dinner party courtesy of Mike’s latest cinematic punishment: Sushi Girl (2012), a post-Tarantino crime flick where the tension is raw, the… READ MORE
May 11, 2025 Shows Episode 48: Coyote Ugly and Bottom Five Needledrops Jay sends Mike boot-scootin’ straight into the tequila-soaked hellscape of Coyote Ugly (2000)—a movie where dreams are big, tank tops are small, and apparently all of life’s problems can be… READ MORE
April 27, 2025 Shows Episode 47: Rumpelstiltskin and Bottom Five Names In the latest episode of the podcast that wields films like deadly weapons, Mike drags Jay kicking and screaming into the twisted world of Rumpelstiltskin (1995)—a movie that asks the… READ MORE
April 13, 2025 Shows Episode 46: Gonks Go Beat and Bottom 5 British Characters If nothing else, after listening to this episode of the podcast that wields films like deadly weapons, you'll wonder what Mike is still wondering: "What the fiznuck is a Gonk?!?"… READ MORE
March 16, 2025 Shows Episode 45: The Crow – Wicked Prayer and Bottom 5 Direct-to-Video Titles In the latest episode of the podcast that wields films like deadly weapons, Mike pulls out a Geneva-Convention-breaking offensive attack with 2005's The Crow - Wicked Prayer, the fourth movie… READ MORE
March 2, 2025 Shows Episode 44: Cool as Ice and Bottom 5 Musicians Acting in Film Ever wonder what happened to Vanilla Ice, the white-boy hip-hop "artist" who for a brief, horrifying moment, was the best-selling hip-hop act in the world? Yeah, well, neither did Mike,… READ MORE
February 16, 2025 Shows Episode 43: Return to Oz and Bottom 5 Childhood Movie Traumas In what Jay has claimed is the episode with "the best bottom five we've ever done," the guys tackle the often-maligned sequel to "The Wizard of Oz," 1985's "Return to… READ MORE
February 2, 2025 Shows Episode 42: Beverly Hills Cop 3 and Bottom 5 Eddie Murphy Performances In this episode, the guys perform a Filmjitsu first, dedicating most of a show to a single Hollywood star when Jay slaps Mike with a sequel so bad it derailed… READ MORE