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October 15, 2023
Specials

2023 Halloween Special Part 2: The Beyond and Bottom 5 Gore Effects

The guys continue celebrating the 2023 Halloween season with the second of three special horror episodes! This week, Mike attempts to review Lucio Fulci's 1981 gore-fest, "The Beyond," which -…

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October 1, 2023
Specials

2023 Halloween Special Part 1: Thirteen Ghosts and Bottom 5 Ghosts

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming - sorry "Police Academy" fandom! - to bring you part 1 of 3 horror-themed episodes centered around the reason for the season, Halloween! In…

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September 17, 2023
Shows

Episode 15: Larger Than Life and Bottom 5 Sidekicks

Jay forces Mike to address the elephant in the room, or more precisely the elephant in Bill Murray's career, by assigning 1996's "Larger Than Life" as this week's main review.…

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September 3, 2023
Shows

Episode 14: Knight Rider 2000 and Bottom 5 Cars

Unimaginably, Mike assigned a movie so terrible that it made Jay believe he'd rather be stuck in traffic. The movie? The failed pilot for the 1991 "Knight Rider" reboot: "Knight…

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August 20, 2023
Shows

Episode 13: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier and Bottom 5 Gods

Mike boldly goes where he has never gone before in the fascinatingly awful fifth installment of the original Star Trek franchise, which leads to entirely too much giggling on Trekkie/Trekker…

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August 16, 2023
Shows

Episode 12: Brainscan and Bottom 5 Games

After a brief, unplanned hiatus caused by Jay's traveling to Spain, the globetrotter returns with the most cursed episode of Filmjitsu yet! While Mike takes a blissful walk down memory…

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July 23, 2023
Shows

Episode 11: I am a Ghost (w/A Ghost Story) and Bottom 5 No/Low-Budget Movies

In this episode, Mike goes into the deep waters of no/low-budget cinema where Jay holds all the life-preservers. Will he sink or swim while tackling writer/director H.P. Mendoza's "I am…

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July 9, 2023
Shows

Episode 10: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Bottom 5 Diseases

Awards-bait isn't the usual kind of cinema Filmjitsu is known for, and films directed by David Fincher typically wouldn't be found around these parts either. Yet Mike shoves Jay in…

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June 25, 2023
Shows

Episode 9: The Happytime Murders and Bottom 5 Puppets

After being tormented mercilessly by Mike with several crushing cinematic blows, Jay retaliates with a haymaker: Brian Henson's 2018 dirty-puppet movie, "The Happytime Murders." An uber-dud the likes of which…

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June 11, 2023
Shows

Episode 8: Amityville 3-D and Bottom 5 Houses

Jay demonstrates the rule of diminishing returns when Mike challenges him to watch "Amityville 3-D," the tertiary installment of the enduring franchise that should have been put out of its…

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