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May 25, 2025
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Episode 49: Sushi Girl and Bottom Five Meals

Jay takes a seat at the world’s most uncomfortable dinner party courtesy of Mike’s latest cinematic punishment: Sushi Girl (2012), a post-Tarantino crime flick where the tension is raw, the…

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May 11, 2025
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Episode 48: Coyote Ugly and Bottom Five Needledrops

Jay sends Mike boot-scootin’ straight into the tequila-soaked hellscape of Coyote Ugly (2000)—a movie where dreams are big, tank tops are small, and apparently all of life’s problems can be…

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April 27, 2025
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Episode 47: Rumpelstiltskin and Bottom Five Names

In the latest episode of the podcast that wields films like deadly weapons, Mike drags Jay kicking and screaming into the twisted world of Rumpelstiltskin (1995)—a movie that asks the…

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April 13, 2025
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Episode 46: Gonks Go Beat and Bottom 5 British Characters

If nothing else, after listening to this episode of the podcast that wields films like deadly weapons, you'll wonder what Mike is still wondering: "What the fiznuck is a Gonk?!?"…

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March 30, 2025
Specials

Redux Part 1: The Alien Collection

Realizing that the basic formula of Filmjitsu is all wrong and that no one cares about terrible movies, Mike and Jay were removed by the powers that be and a…

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March 16, 2025
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Episode 45: The Crow – Wicked Prayer and Bottom 5 Direct-to-Video Titles

In the latest episode of the podcast that wields films like deadly weapons, Mike pulls out a Geneva-Convention-breaking offensive attack with 2005's The Crow - Wicked Prayer, the fourth movie…

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March 16, 2025
Sophie's Choice Polls

Filmjitsu’s “Sophie’s Choice” Poll #2: Street Fighter or The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Usually Filmjitsu rules demand that Mike and Jay give each other a terrible, horrible, no-good (for them) movie to watch. But every so often, the "Sophie's Choice" rule is invoked…

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March 2, 2025
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Episode 44: Cool as Ice and Bottom 5 Musicians Acting in Film

Ever wonder what happened to Vanilla Ice, the white-boy hip-hop "artist" who for a brief, horrifying moment, was the best-selling hip-hop act in the world? Yeah, well, neither did Mike,…

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February 16, 2025
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Episode 43: Return to Oz and Bottom 5 Childhood Movie Traumas

In what Jay has claimed is the episode with "the best bottom five we've ever done," the guys tackle the often-maligned sequel to "The Wizard of Oz," 1985's "Return to…

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February 2, 2025
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Episode 42: Beverly Hills Cop 3 and Bottom 5 Eddie Murphy Performances

In this episode, the guys perform a Filmjitsu first, dedicating most of a show to a single Hollywood star when Jay slaps Mike with a sequel so bad it derailed…

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Recent Posts

  • Episode 58 – In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and Bottom 5 KingsOctober 12, 2025
  • Episode 57: Wrinkles the Clown and Bottom Five PunishmentsSeptember 28, 2025
  • Podcast Collab Special 1: Frankenhooker with Ross and Tripp from ‘A Tripp Through Comedy’ and Bottom Five GirlfriendsSeptember 14, 2025
  • Episode 56: She-Devil and Bottom Five Team UpsAugust 31, 2025
  • Episode 55: Weekend at Bernie’s II and Bottom Five IslandsAugust 17, 2025

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